me: are you implying that i am satan
me: because you're right i am
sorry, but i don’t see race. in fact, i don’t see gender, height, weight, limbs, faces, hair or emotions either. i’m constantly surrounded by featureless grey blobs and it’s actually extremely terrifying.
ladies call my dick metapod because its pretty much fucking useless and an overall disappointment to encounter
I’ve seen this so many times and I am still crying omfg