person:
hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven
me: are you implying that i am satan
person: n-
me: because you're right i am
me: are you implying that i am satan
person: n-
me: because you're right i am
sorry, but i don’t see race. in fact, i don’t see gender, height, weight, limbs, faces, hair or emotions either. i’m constantly surrounded by featureless grey blobs and it’s actually extremely terrifying.
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ladies call my dick metapod because its pretty much fucking useless and an overall disappointment to encounter
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