person: hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven
me: are you implying that i am satan
person: n-
me: because you're right i am

theblackship:

nachobragers:

sorry, but i don’t see race. in fact, i don’t see gender, height, weight, limbs, faces, hair or emotions either. i’m constantly surrounded by featureless grey blobs and it’s actually extremely terrifying.

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(Source: nachobra)

wizcoylifa:

ladies call my dick metapod because its pretty much fucking useless and an overall disappointment to encounter

(Source: jordybelfort)

(Source: bill-nye)

xwidep:

Perspective.

xwidep:

Perspective.

(Source: cineraria)

dippyface:

I’ve seen this so many times and I am still crying omfg

dippyface:

I’ve seen this so many times and I am still crying omfg

(Source: tellsmeyourwish)


wufan-ds:

chensei:

MAMA — EXO
(Music Box) | DL

If you have some horror story or something, this is a good music box tune to it

(Source: dyxn)